Though one girl did succeed in propelling a cockroach into her opponent's windpipe, there are no winners here. OK, there's "gratuitous," and then there's "let's lube up a balding, middle-aged man and have him low-crawl over a bunch of girls in bikinis. So maybe it's a little unfair that we Americans keep pointing out how odd the Japanese can be regarding sexuality , especially considering the inspiration for their blurred moneyshotting, bug-eyed-cartoon-schoolgirl-loving, tentacle-centric proclivities doesn't come entirely from within. OK, sure this whole idea is pretty much just Make Me Laugh , with giggle-suppression replaced by a man trying to keep his gabagool from exploding. Feel free to follow him on Twitter here. But it is only to announce his upcoming coup de grace: two moves he proudly refers to as "the high-speed vacuum" and the "throat hold. He feebly attempts to return fire, but disgrace appears to have extinguished any residual enthusiasm.
Victoria. Age: 27.
But it is only to announce his upcoming coup de grace: two moves he proudly refers to as "the high-speed vacuum" and the "throat hold.
Frances. Age: 32.
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The man's harrowing ordeal is finally brought to an end as the young women tackle him to the ground and tickle him into tearful submission, while the host and the younger man toss buckets full of an unknown fluid onto the writhing mass of skin and sadness. At least the winner got a Guinness World Record out of the deal and was hired to star in the creepiest milk commercial of all time. If you think that sounds like an unlikely scenario anywhere besides the sweaty imaginings of a lonely Scrooge McDuck , then you haven't been watching enough Japanese television. And then there's this bullshit.